May 2011
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Bohemian Rhapsody complete in rage faces →
cutlerish: Sorry this is so long! miltonsayshi: maryellow: omnomnominator: Oh my god… We have a winner. The internet can go home now.  Joe showed me this in the studio. This with the song playing on amazing speakers = win
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emptychild-: timesoldroman replied to your post:don’t you mean DON’T STRETCH MY BUTTHOLE no you CHRIS I LOVEE YOUUU <3 IT’S OKAY WIFEY LUB YAH 2WO XOXOXOXOXOXXXXXX
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tarshunt asked: dear chris.
i am unaware of why you would say i have a cammel toe. haha you freak. i do miss you like crazy though! i might be getting ajob in town! so ill be able to see you more :D

catch up sooooooon! <3<3
May 30th
Hey tumblr um
Should I just keep my left eat stretched and let my right close up? Because I lost my right plug and yeah >__< Or should I buy another one and go to 12 in my right?
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ListenI just realised I uploaded the wrong file last...
May 29th
Dear Vagina,
breakkthesiilence: Why are you such a bitch to me? You get cleaned, you get haircuts, you get a roof over your head, I take good care of you and you repay me by bleeding for five days? Slut, what the fuck?            #LMFAOOOOO I don’t know about you guys, but my vagina does the housework.. :\
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I want to buy flowers or chocolates and just give...
Because it would be nice and it would make someone’s day, I would also feel so nice :3 One day.
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jonnoxvxrevanche asked: <3
May 28th
Gemini: Over the Moon →
robertafr: Sam speaks to his only companion on the moon, the computer Gerty. As you know I am crazy about movies. So whenever I watch something worth watching I’ll post my impressions here. Sometimes, due to cinema companies from my country I am not able to watch the movies I’d like so soon. That is…
May 28th
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Tonight's so dumb
Seriously, I have the house to myself and nobody wants to come over, even if I offer free alcohol? Like what the fuuuck? Well Brooke texted me about it, but she never replied to my reply so yeah :\ But I feel so pissed off, tomorrow when I am free I will just rant about the stuff that is making me grr. Not tonight, like, not about it. I’m watching Moon so it doesn’t matter c: But...
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The feeling when you make plans, get excited, and...
iscream-forthat-icecream: The Gif. :)) THIS IS WHY I NEVER GET TOO PUMPED FOR ANYTHING BECAUSE WHEN I DO MY HOPES GET LET UP HURR
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tonight i guess
went better than expected. zenhouse for tea, with maddie and stace and jeremy and joe and beth and tom and jen and erin and hoban and michaela, and it was really nice then jon and michaela got so annoying but i messed around a bit so it was pretty fun went back to mine, then joe’s had some jagerbombs, and then vodka + orange juice jammed, but not as much as id’ liked,  too, then...
May 27th
tsuki-rabbit-deactivated2013010 asked: 13 20 22
May 27th
put a number(s) in my ask box.  →
heytherebrownhair: cutfolding: 1- Who my best friends are. 2- What I hate most about myself. 3- What I love most about myself. 4- What I’m really good at. 5- What I’m really bad at. 6- Biggest turn ons. 7- Biggest turn offs. 8- What I want to be when I get older. 9- My relationship with my sibling(s). 10- My relationship with my parents. 11- My idea of a perfect date. 12- My biggest pet...
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